Dress appropriately. Don’t disappoint me.
“I need to ask you to come over and clean my house,” Chief exclaimed when he saw my outfit today.
“You’re supposed to be a cleaner, right? Or a housekeeper?”
Quoth I, cheerfully but not without a bit of spice, “I am the exact opposite of a housekeeper.”
“I’ll bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.”
People really get into the spirit of Halloween on our humble campus, and what’s really valued is creativity. No “sexy Mrs. Potato Heads” here if you please, we want to see you come up with something clever! And I fail almost every time to remember my camera. Some bloggers live to Instagram, kittens, and I struggle with not dropping smartphones. C’est la vie.
So far I’ve seen:
Ash Ketchem and Pikachu (of Pokemon fame), couples costume
The Doctor (as interpreted by David Tennant)
Zombies, as a group
Far too many girls in cat ears with whiskers drawn on their face
Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz
At least three people with name tags reading “Maybe”
A Lego brick
Dressing up is something I still love and plan on enjoying until age and infirmity take me. This year I’m Rosie the Riveter. We’ll see if we get around to documenting it. We can do it!
“Halloween is huge in my house and we really get into the ‘spirits’ of things.”
It snowed for the first time the other day, and I’ve had to scrape off the car two days in a row. As George R.R. Martin would quip, winter is coming! We’re less than a week away from November, which means less than a month until we spend a week with my clan for Thanksgiving! Marie and her husband James might be spending the holiday with us (you will recall that I forcibly kidnapped them and forced them to spend Christmas with us last year – or just invited them, whatever…), and Gio will be in town as well. I cannot wait! But, as I’m forever lecturing, one holiday at a time, let’s enjoy the last week of October and its black and orange drenched goodness first. I found some Halloween-ish links for you this week, minions, enjoy!
Here’s a lovely little program on P.G. Wodehouse, one of my favorite comedic authors, courtesy of Kate Beaton at Hark, A Vagrant!
In a jam? Feel bad about yourself? Friend putting him/herself down? Never fear!
Interesting to ponder on.
Halloween is next week, but goodness those vendors are all afire to get their Christmas decor up, eh? If you insist on skipping holidays, minions, let’s at least keep the food traditional.
I’ve been in Paris many times before…but now I must go back.
Mum lived in Japan as a girl and collects Asian antiques and pieces to this day, so I’ve always appreciated the art. I especially like the woodblock tradition…although (in the spirit of Halloween) I’ve got to be honest, these sort of give me the willies.
The National Trust has about a million Pintrest boards, but this one is seasonal appropriate, I feel.
Speaking of, murder spot uncovered? Paging Scarlett!
Let’s laugh at the expense of these gentlemen, shall we?
The weekly sheep, gearing up for Halloween.
“I’m going as your mom.”
“And I’m going as your dad.”
“And I’m going…to therapy.”
– The Fairly Odd Parents
Costumes spotted on campus:
Captain Jack Sparrow (in swaggering, drunken form)
Mario riding a papier-mâché Yoshi
An 18th century girl
The King (of Burger King fame)
Hobbit (in bare feet, the freezing idiot)
The Doctor (which is not the same thing as a normal doctor. Is it, fellow geeks?)
The medieval club in full regalia
And a whole host of babies dressed up as everything under the sun (the cutest is Janssen’s darling little cheeky monkey, even if they weren’t technically on campus)
I was thwarted, I had two really good costume ideas and wasn’t able to find crucial components to either of them. Next year, dumplings. True to expectation, Hennessy and I ran to the university bookstore on a break, and the red and green are already on display. Le sigh.
“If you go to a costume party at your boss’s house, wouldn’t you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss’s wife? Trust me, it’s not.”
– Jack Handy
So far we have also seen, two Avatar people (the blue ones), one Lord Voldemort, and several Waldos (as “Where’s…”). Also a green plastic army guy, a BP oil spill, and the entire Monty Python crew.
And, speaking of clothes, the winner of our giveaway is…
Amanda who said her favorite thing about herself was: “my skin tone. I’m extremely white, but I’ve got enough on my mom’s olive hues to pull off pretty much any hair color. And changing up the hair is fun stuff.”
Congratulations Amanda! I’ll be contacting you to ship your prize to you!
“Your dresses should be tight enough to show you’re a woman and loose enough to show you’re a lady.”
– Edith Head
If the giveaway isn’t your cup of tea, here’s something else for you to shop with: Shabby Apple is offering a special deal to readers of their affiliates…and that means you!
They’ve added a couple of new frocks to their Yosemite line, I particularly love the Gray Fox and Red Fox dresses. And just a couple of weeks ago they debuted their newest line of Eastern inspired silk dresses, the Silk Road line, all of which just scream to be worn to those lurking holiday parties. The Ming dress especially would be stunning.
So…how’s does 10% off storewide and free shipping sound? Pretty fabulous, I expect! Just use the code fall10off and enjoy the best the season has to offer.
Don’t for get to enter the giveaway, winner announced tomorrow. Also tomorrow the office is dressing up in our Halloween costumes so we’ll be giving you the red carpet breakdown of those too. And I’ll be dyeing my hair red tonight so with my track record, I’ll probably get a good story out of that adventure too…you may prepare to laugh at my expense.
Chins up, pumpkins, it’s nearly Friday!