“What a fuss people make about fidelity!” exclaimed Lord Henry.
― Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray

It was the weekend, we were placing our regular curry delivery order (like a good pair of Londoners) when we were faced with a conundrum. A new curry place had announced its opening via flier earlier in the week and we debated whether trying it out might be a good idea or not. The prices were comparable, as was the distance, the menu was largely the same, etc. Decisions decisions. In the end we decided to stick with the tried and true, if for no other reason than they have our number on file and don’t even have to ask for our address anymore.

This was tucked into the unassuming brown paper bag that showed up.

I WILL NEVER FALTER AGAIN.