“The finest clothing made is a person’s skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this.”
~ Mark Twain

Moments after a phone call from a woman distraught to see a couple of young people park their car in her neighborhood and engage in some, ah, explicit amorous activities, Lt. South walks by my desk and sighs, “Bunch of guys running around the sports fields in thongs or less.”

Honestly, people, there is a time and a place.