“Cinema is the most beautiful fraud in the world.”
– Jean-Luc Godard

I may have a stress twitch going strong in my left eye, I may not have been able to take my lunch break until 3pm, and I may have spent said lunch break researching immigration laws and rules exhaustively…but then it got all better when I saw this:

Minions, the phrase, “The pearls are absolutely non-negotiable,” will now be added to your daily repertoire per management’s instructions.

Note: I’m ambivalent on Maggie Thatcher herself, but good grief, is there anyone Meryl Streep can’t play?

Note the second: Also, speaking of upcoming films, what exactly happened to Neville Longbottom?  Discuss.