“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
– William Shakespeare, Henry VI
Alright, minions, what say ye?
Madame, what were your feelings towards the defendant, this law student before you? Are you sure there was no animosity towards him? You are willing to testify that you do not think badly of those who practice law? Really? You respect and admire all lawyers?
Exhibit A, your conversation of this morning in our office:
“Oh, I know him!,” you exclaimed, overhearing our employees talking about a third party person. “He’s studying to get his Judas Doctorate.”
Ladies and gentlemen of the court, Freudian Slip much?