Well…Drat!

“If Botticelli were still alive, he’d be working for Vogue.”
– Peter Ustinov

Dear Fairy Who Bestows Genetic Gifts:

I’ve got curves.  I’ve got pale skin (in the lovely way, not the sickly way).  I’ve got dark hair.  I look fantastic in red.  Would it have been to much trouble to have let me turn out a little bit more like this:

A while back, J. and I got a bunch of free subscriptions to magazines.  He gets a golf magazine and The Economist, we share The Atlantic, and I got Vogue.  The Bible.

I love it.  I swallow it whole.  And, occasionally, it makes me sick.  With envy.  See above.

3 thoughts on “Well…Drat!”

  1. I think it’s important to try and better oneself daily and if you find inspiration to do so from Vouge then awesome for you (I find mine from GQ).

    But, I always have to remind myself of two interconnected ideas 1) “no one is that beautiful” and 2) it’s mostly Photoshop anyway (nod to broadsideblog).

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