Category: Humor

Friday Links (London Return Edition)

“I like the spirit of this great London which I feel around me. Who but a coward would pass his whole life in hamlets; and for ever abandon his faculties to the eating rust of obscurity?”
― Charlotte Brontë

It’s been a hectic couple of weeks, but we’re pretty sure we’ve taken care of all that can possibly be preplanned. Now it’s just time to roll with the punches a bit. Jeff starts work on Monday, I’ve got to wait around a few more days until our internet gets set up to get back to freelancing but I’ve already started looking for a new job. It’s equal parts exciting and scary. Here are your links, kittens, thanks for sticking around while we’ve hopped about getting settled!

Now that summer is winding to a close and people are desperate to get their last hurrahs in

Huh! I admit, a bit of a paradigm shift.

Anyone hungry?

You make the call.

I find this picture of Queen Elizabeth  and Princess Anne quite cute.

Excellent gallery! Also is it just me, or do retro photos always show our not too distant ancestors had really good skin? What gives?

In case you missed it the other week. Well done, Sister Suffragette!

You may have my undivided loyalty, but a wedding romper? J. Crew, you are drunk.

Do you know your Hitchcock? By the by, if you’re in London in the near future, see the stage production of The 39 Steps – hysterically funny and very vaudeville-esque, in the best way possible.

I think the fashion and modeling industries are oddly interesting, and Coco Rocha a particularly interesting figure in them.

I now have a lovely park a mere two minutes from my new building, well lit, plenty of highly visible and safe jogging paths, an Edwardian bandstand, lot of dogs, and gorgeous old trees. Excuses to not work out = effectively nill.

Though most accounts (and not a few ancient travel guides) have his corpse lovingly displayed in Alexandria, good luck to the team searching this site anyway. Though frankly my money’s on a carpark in Leicester – tons of long lost interesting people of history are turning up in those!

Need some Notting Hill Carnival in your life? Bon appetit!

An answer to this summer’s top question

An excellent post.

30, not bad!

Tumblr find of the week.

Seriously, this made me snort laughing such that I nearly choked on a Cadbury’s nibble – a charming new take on my well beloved chocolate that is delicious, but also dangerous in moments of comedy. “How’s a brother gonna keep it real on the street with all these ethical and metaphysical uncertainties, my man?”

Notting Hill 2013

“I live in Notting Hill, you live in Beverly Hills.”
– Notting Hill, 1999

Notting Hill, one of the poshest bits of London, goes totally Caribbean for the August Bank Holiday. Since all the shops and businesses close down for the day (not a few actually board their doors and windows to keep some carnival goers at bay), Jeff and I couldn’t make any progress on our (lengthy) To Do list, so we threw up our metaphoric hands and decided to enjoy the last big hurrah of the summer.

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This…

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…turns into this. It’s glorious!

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It’s one of the largest street festivals in the world, a celebration of London’s West Indian immigrant community. Groups dress in South American/Caribbean carnival costumes (emphasis on scandal), whole streets are dedicated to grilling goats and chickens bathed in spices, and the day drinking is out of control. And for all that, it’s usually fairly mild and brings thousands and thousands of people into the community to squeeze every drop of fun out of the holiday.

Monday was bright and gorgeous. British weather is notorious for a number of reasons, but I’ve always found that they can really get summers, brief as they tend to be, done right.

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Nothing’s on fire, it’s just some some very serious barbeque. Also, that lovely lady in white looked a lot more put together than I could manage. In my defense I’m still living out of my carry-on.

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The results of said barbeque, by the way, I heartily recommend! After stuffing ourselves with jerk chicken we decided to take in the costumes in all their glory.

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Feathers, beads, and massive headdresses very much required!

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Jeff is also living out of his carry-on, but he was much more photogenic. Watermelon and coconuts to end the day and steel us for the battle ahead of getting our utilities set up the next day. Wrangling the local Councils definitely requires a bit of reinforcement.

This Past Week

“Before you open the door to a potential flat, expect the worst. Envision seventeenth-century plumbing and eighteenth-century electricity. Picture a bedroom three times smaller than your college dorm room but with ten times less storage space. Any London flat that exceeds this expectation even slightly is worth considering. If your only problem with the flat is that the washing machine is in the kitchen, that the fridge is smaller than the TV, that there is no dryer for your clothes, that there is moldy carpet in the bathroom, that the bathtub has no shower attachment, or that the sinks have separate hot and cold water taps— then put down an offer immediately.”
– Jerramy, Fine The Regal Rules for Girls (a partially silly but mostly hilarious and occasionally useful book I read once)

Monday – flew in, practically had to beg for a cab because none of the cabbies wanted to go so far out of their way as we required, got to the house we’d rented (from the landlord Jeff had as a student) in the mid-afternoon. We hopped onto the housing sites we had found, narrowed down the flats we were interested in looking at and made a couple of inquiries.

Tuesday – Sent an email about a particularly promising flat only to have the estate agent call us seconds later and arrange a viewing for just an hour and a half after that.  As advertised we find a one bedroom flat about 20 minutes walking from Jeff’s office with a great view, lovely lighting, and all the major appliances we were looking for. Also recently painted and wonderfully easy to clean. We made a rent offer. Two hours later it had been accepted. We said we’d be able to move in any time the following week if that wasn’t inconvenient. Landlady responded by asking if we could move in this weekend. Uh…’k.

Wednesday – Hurry up and wait. Spent our nervous energy wandering around the West End, completed our full Londoner assimilation by watching Channel 4 and eating takeaway in the evening in celebration when everything came through.

Thursday – Signed the contract and scoped out our new neighborhood a bit more.

Friday – Picked up the keys, made sundry lists of necessary house-setting-up-stuff, and bought a couple of cheap but necessary items to start. Made contact with the landlady who was completely lovely – praise Odin! Treated ourselves to The Woman in Black in the West End and gelatto to toast the occasion.

Never say the Small Dog team doesn’t get **** done. Fly in to flat in four days time. We’ve spent the last two days transferring things over and slowly building up the small but necessary household arsenal of things Responsible Grownup Types need to keep a place going – like shower curtains and wastepaper baskets. I’m now starting to tentatively comb through websites on the next great search: a new job.

Tomorrow though, since it’s the Summer Bank Holiday, we’re spending it being tourists for the last time and heading off to the Notting Hill Carnival for a bit before getting straight back to the work of settling in. Huzzah for a (mildly hectic but) kick ass week!

Guess.
Guess.

Collectives

No links since this week we’re still traipsing about London sending things up, but I bring you something almost as fun. From a fabulous old book I found on the shelf called An Exaltation of Larks (here is an updated version ), all lists of obscure collective nouns! I already knew that a group of actors was called a grumble, but I did not know that the proper collective for princes was a state. Some of my other favorites…

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A bouquet of pheasants
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A proud showing of tailors
An untruth of summoners
An untruth of summoners

Some Treasure From Home

“The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

While we’re off scrambling for more or less permanent shelter, here are some fun things from my parents house that I thought you guys might like.

The family pile
The family pile

If there is a theme for their decorating, Dad says it’s Anthropology. Dad’s family was in the oil business and Mum’s father was a contractor in Japan after WWII, and then Dad went into government/military service himself. We’ve spent two full generations moving constantly (I’m campaigning hard to make it a third with Jeff and myself, and one brother is going into the military as well). The result is that we have a rather nice collection of hodgepodge in the British style: we picked up stuff wherever we went and now display it on the walls. And floors. And wherever we have space, really.

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One of the gallery walls

Mum collects blue willow patterned antique china, so it’s all over the house. At the top is a Samoan (I believe) war club and to the left of the painting is a handmade birdcage.

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Dad’s eyeglass case rests on an old Japanese wooden pillow with two Balinese baskets, a Chinese cricket cage, and a betel nut cracker in the shape of a horse, all on an antique obi. Betel nuts are common all over the Pacific and are chewed as mild stimulants, a cheap sort of drug since they literally grow on trees. Unfortunately they have a lot in common with chewing tobacco, especially when it comes to causing cancer.

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Balinese mask in the shape of a frog.

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Mum’s other collectable, antique pewter. These are a couple of antique farm hutches that sit in the kitchen.

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A traditional Chinese folding screen. In our case it’s used as a wall hanging, although I think it would make a spectacular headboard!

Friday Links (Leaving on a Jet Plane Edition)

“Go where we may, rest where we will,
Eternal London haunts us still.”
― Thomas Moore

Here it is, kittens, the last Friday links post in the US for some time to come. Cue the nostalgia.

I’ve neglected you, but I’m not particularly sorry since my other brother John is finally in town and the whole family has been hanging out for the first time in nearly a  year. Mum and I did haircuts and facials yesterday (which I’ve decided needs to be the new standing ritual prior to all Trans-Atlantic travel). I saw Xarissa in DC the other day for lunch some much needed pseudo big sister gossip before we left, and Amy and Ryan are coming back down this weekend to join us in our expedition to Busch Gardens tomorrow – although the weather has decided to be early Fall-ish instead of late Summer all of a sudden! It’s been deliciously cool and clear!

I’m currently throwing some quick posts together to do my best to keep you entertained while we’re dashing frantically from flat to flat trying to find a place to live. We truly have no idea how this next phase of the adventure is going to go, it’s all being played very much by ear. Wish us luck, minions!

Sometimes it’s hard to remember that it’s 2013.

On a lighter note, Jeff found this – and oh, how we laughed!

Pretty watercolor portraits of some of literature’s most popular heroines.

Oldy but a goody.

Neat map!

This is a thing?

Here’s some oddness I can get behind on the other hand!

It is often wise to recall that the industry that tells us that whatever our current body shape, type, style, or method for controlling/dealing with problems related thereto is bad – is just about as old as time.

One Christmas my present was tickets to Swan Lake performed by the Russian National Ballet. It was gorgeous, but the memory that sticks out was one of the characters after executing a highly athletic combination of leaps received an applause less enthusiastic than he clearly thought he deserved. He made several insistent bows until he got the amount of accolades he wanted. Clearly he needed a team of these.

And, lest we all forget what’s coming up in about 48 hours

Friday Links (Friends and Family Edition)

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature.”
― Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey

Two weeks from Sunday and we’re off. Holy cow. Also, of course I get a couple of last minute work projects for the weekend but c’est la vie. I’m taking off from everything but friends and family next week…and the week after that will be in London and househunting like a fiend!

In the meantime, Amy and Ryan are back visiting this weekend (yay!) and next weekend we’re going to an Busch Gardens. I have not been to an amusement park in about 15 years, so – wait. No, I went to Universal Studios with Jeff’s family a few years ago, but I have not been on a proper roller coaster in 15 years. I also have fond memories of Busch Gardens from the last time we lived in Virginia so that will be a fun little bit of nostalgia with the family before we trot off.

Hello my future Bible.

Enjoy.

YOU GUYS. To say that I’m excited is a huge understatement.

Public television is still my first love.

Something sneaky is happening here, temperatures are cooling (slightly) and a couple of top level leaves are looking distinctly yellow. Time for new boots?

I quite liked this. I too remember a time when I could have been kinder to a particular person, and I remember remembering that feeling a couple years later and being kind to someone when not a lot of other people were. I thought the first event would make me cooler – it didn’t. I thought the second wouldn’t make me cooler – I was wrong. I think the advice to err on the side of kindness (except in situations with really and genuinely dangerous or damaging people) is always good.

Britain is on the brain for every around here, I think, but that price tag is simply ridiculous, even to an enthusiast.

A puppy room. I want to go to there.

Pretty.

I understand the impulse, but I think it probably isn’t wise to pooh pooh what made you famous.

That is one heck of an oops.

As a youth I went to a couple of counselors to help me to first cope with and then move on from my mother’s depression and some of it’s consequences. She’s much better and I’m a much better person for it. I believe in therapy  wholeheartedly, even though I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea. However at one of my counselor’s offices, I remember that they had a strange and slightly unsettling picture of a clown on one of their walls. I’ve never been afraid of clowns, but in retrospect I wonder if it was a sneaky mechanism to keep patients requiring their services. Hmm…

Proper post coming later but let me just say, you people deliver. Anyone else on a search for recommended titles, definitely click through because the Minion Coterie is a collective strike force of good taste and smarts. And only occasionally mightily intimidating for how splendid they are. My library is glutting itself as we speak.

Minions, Assemble!

“Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.”
― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can’t Avoid

My move is officially less than two weeks away – my Kindle (my new library and baby, the Precious!) needs to be well stocked for several hours of flying and future evenings sans TV.

And I read fast.

You lot are some of the savviest people I know and you all read tons. So! Minions, ducklings, kittens, lend me your book recommendations!