“So, you told me to make sure you worked on your novel today. But if you make cookies, I may look the other way.”
“You’re useless as conscience or encouragement if you’re susceptible to bribery, you know.
“So? I like cookies.”
– Jeff and C.
I sincerely hope Jeff never runs for office. For a number of reasons, but apart from anything else, his moral center is shockingly lax when faced with baked goods. I feel this could present a pretty significant danger to the community if in government.