Law Enforcement Warps Your Brain

“I’ve never had a problem with drugs.  I’ve had problems with the police.”
~Keith Richards

Stand down, darling, the kitchen is safe!
Stand down, darling, the kitchen is safe!

Things have gotten uncharacteristically serious lately here at Small Dog Snappy Comebacks and Humorous Life Stories Inc.!  Regular programing will resume immediately.

I came into work this morning to find a fine white powder covering my desk.  Honest to goodness my first thought was, “Great.  I don’t know how to clean up cocaine.  Who spilled this?”  Luckily it turns out repairmen were just crawling around our ceiling space last night and knocking dust loose.

Still a mess, though.

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