“I’ve never had a problem with drugs. I’ve had problems with the police.”
~Keith Richards

Things have gotten uncharacteristically serious lately here at Small Dog Snappy Comebacks and Humorous Life Stories Inc.! Regular programing will resume immediately.
I came into work this morning to find a fine white powder covering my desk. Honest to goodness my first thought was, “Great. I don’t know how to clean up cocaine. Who spilled this?” Luckily it turns out repairmen were just crawling around our ceiling space last night and knocking dust loose.
Still a mess, though.