“This guy’s insane.”
“Well, he thought he was the subject of a secret government mind control project. As it turns out, he really was being given daily doses of LSD for 11 years.”
“Well, in that case he looks great.”
– R.E.D. (2010)
It’s going to be one of those weeks, minions. Know how I can tell? Because Lt. South came to me and started a conversation in this manner: “Remember this guy? The one who we arrested naked in the sauna and who tried to set fire to the student center?”
Keep off the drugs, kids, they get you banned from respectable universities.
Small Dog Syndrome 
I understand the attempted arson thing, but isn’t one supposed to bathe naked in the sauna?
Please tell me he was naked while attempting arson. Please.
I watched that movie on the airplane! LOVED it.