“So, was it [the movie ‘The Woman in Black’] good?”
“Well, yes, in that I refuse to go outside to do the laundry now because it’s dark.”
– J. and C.
I have remembered why I don’t regularly watch scary films. Quite enjoyable, but the reviewers who said it wasn’t creepy are lying. Also, surely we can all agree on a few basic truths when confronted with the paranormal? Angel and Margot, with whom I saw the film, and I all came to some suggestions:
If the house is supposed to be empty and someone (or something) is in it, leave.
If there are banging and screaming sounds coming from upstairs, don’t go up. And certainly don’t keep going up over and over again. (Idiot.)
You can’t fix crazy, in this world or the next.
Children never, ever do frightening/dangerous things in unison, it’s a bad sign (have you seen ‘The Shining?’). Avoid such young’ins.
If all the locals warn you not to go somewhere, burst into weeping at the sight of you, cross themselves, etc., listen to their Cassandra-like croakings and don’t go to the creepy house. Locals know things like that: best restaurants, good inns, places that could lead to a loss of soul or life. You know.
Dilapidated manor houses where multiple deaths have occurred, surrounded by unwelcoming family graveyards, on virtually unreachable islands with no hope of rescue are bad news. Pick a different vacation spot.