“He looked around slowly at the grimy, squat white monolith, and that was the exact moment at which he realized without a shadow of the doubt that his fridge had begun seriously to lurk.”
– Douglas Adams, The Long Dark Tea-Time of the Soul
Don’t you love it when tiny little jobs that nobody wants to do, allow you to wrangle subversive concessions? For example, lacking anything else to do, I volunteered to clean out both of the department fridges, and asked if I could dress more casually in order to do it. Our department’s dress code is very professional, even student employees dress nicely, and exceptions are almost never made. But when one volunteers to exorcise/disinfect the more horrid lairs of one’s office, one can usually negotiate. Thus I’m sitting pretty in jeans and topsliders on this lovely Friday afternoon, feeling pretty good about it. Heck, I only put on mascara this morning!
I’m also in a bit of a mischievous mood today, so throwing away a lot of things (that could probably be successfully used to teach the theory of evolution…) is a little sneakily gratifying. The more so when some teenage student officer asks what happened to “that sour cream I had in there one time?” and I am able to retort, “Ah yes. As it turns out, it went bad in 2009. I may have just saved your life.”
As per usual, though, I fell into a bit of a scope creep vortex when I finished. My desk has been reorganized, everything I work with has been wiped down with antibacterial cloths, and I’m currently tackling some of the unnecessary files clogging up our server disk space (I’m not sure if that’s the techie term for it all).
So! I’m going to take a break from that and share some fun links from around the web. There is nothing like the internet to take your mind off of serious things, now is there?
New favorite tumblr: dogs riding trains around Britain. J. and I spend an inordinate amount of time wishing for a dog, so this doesn’t help, but we can all agree they’re pretty cute, huh?
Miniskirts and fascinators have been banned at Ascot! But what will we judge?!
And, in more Downton Abbey news, I may be cheering for the reform minded Lady Sybil and her Irish bolshevik chauffeur (and I may tear Julian Fellowes from my love and bury him forever if screws this one up), but my heart belongs to the Dowager Countess and her fabulous one liners.
We all judge some people on Facebook. Here’s a list of some of Those Types.
One of my favorite TED talks, a theory on the origin of pleasure, in which a Nazi discovers there’s evil in the world. Enjoy.