“Every duke and earl and peer is here
Everyone who should be here is here
What a smashing, positively dashing spectacle
the Ascot opening day.”
– My Fair Lady
J.’s never been (understandable) and neither have I (unacceptable). I think we should go next year and mingle with the unhyphenated name crowds that go just for the hat watching. What say ye, minions?
Tom and Lorenzo’s Part 1
Tom and Lorenzo’s Part 2
And of course, people behaving badly at toff events.
Frankly, Bea, we all expected something a little more vulgar from you after that wedding topper. I, for one, am extremely disappointed.