“Being 25 is weird…I’ve gone from Clean and Clear to Biore and Garnier. And soon it will be L’Oreal…and then Olay! Followed by decay and death.”
– C.
Full disclosure, I actually use Clinique. Under this newly minted aging categorizing technique of mine, how old does that make me?
Small Dog Syndrome 
Spackle!
As someone whose birthday is tomorrow and is way on the north side of 40, I use whatever works best….a mix of Clinique, L’Oreal, Olay…
I’ve used Olay (with SPF in the summers; traditional in the winters) since I was 14 or 15. My current obsession is finding a cream that fully stops the formation of wrinkles before they have a chance to start…
Darling, when you find this magical substance, do share.
Also, your quote BEGS to be in verse:
We all begin with Clean and Clear
to keep the zits at bay.
And when we’ve left our teens behind,
we turn to Garnier.
Years pass, and soon it’s L’Oreal
midst fighting off the gray,
And then at last, if you dare ask,
Are death and then decay!
i MAY have had one drink at the cathedral banquet. which MAY be enough to render me ridiculous.
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