“Let it be a lesson to you to be less busy in the future!”
– Georgette Heyer, The Grand Sophy
Calm down, minions, I’m not talking about me. Today we bring you a morality tale of A) staying out of other people’s business and B) not exaggerating.
We have an EMT internship program on campus and all of our kids are highly trained to assist in medical emergencies, often they are our first responders. But they, like us, are often dispatched to non-emergencies because of faulty (not to say completely false) information.
Yesterday we received a call that there was a pregnant woman with vaginal bleeding on the floor of a restroom and non-responsive.
Our valiant EMTs burst into the bathroom, surprising the poor girl (who was not unconscious but bent over the counter and probably wishing she was dead from both pain and embarrassment).
“You’ve had some vaginal bleeding?” an EMT asked professionally.
“Well, yes,” she answered, confused.
“How many months pregnant are you?”
There was a terrible pause. She paled and clutched at the sink.
It turns out she had been brought low by menstrual cramps, excused herself from her companions and went to the restroom. A concerned friend relayed this information in a rather garbled way to a another friend, who in turn relayed yet a more garbled version to another friend, who in turn called 911. Thankfully all was sorted out with some profuse apologies, pain killers, and a vigorous telling off for the person who called us without having a clue what was going on. And so, my likely-red-faced darlings, let that be a lesson to you: get your facts straight. Otherwise people end up hurt. Or pregnant.
3 thoughts on “How To Get A Girl Pregnant (The Telephone Theory)”
Too funny! Not for her, obviously….
There are good days, there are bad days, there are days when you wish the world and their good intentions would all be sucked into a dimension of misery.
I so feel for the victim and the trainee EMT’s. sigh
I love this story so much- this is just too darn funny and sadly, sooo true. I heard it from my best friend, who heard it from her cousin’s brother’s best friend!
How embarrassing for that poor girl!!