Extemporized conversation with Margot post-Nosferatu viewing:
(Editor’s Note: I stand by it. Vampires ≠ sexy!)
C: I really liked the part when he comes into Lucy’s room and says, “Love me like you do your husband,” and she basically comes back with a quick, “Nope!” only classier and in German. He actually looked confused that he wasn’t very persuasive!
M: Oh…I…I really thought that would work… I was really hoping you’d say ‘yes,’ this whole thing would be much less awkward. Having just broken in your room and everything.
C: I, um, don’t have a plan after this. Ok…well look, I’ve stalked you all the way from Transylvania-“
M: Actually moved in next door, after almost killing your husband-
C: And wiping any memory of you he has.
M: Did I mention I’m a harbringer of the Black Death?
C: And rats follow me everywhere in the countless millions. I also seem to spark insanity in the masses.
M: And I also drink people’s blood. Yes, suck them absolutely dry, poor devils.
C: ……….Why don’t you like me?
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