“Moron…”
-Lt. South
For the record, gentlemen, ladies do not find most of your “awesome” exploits funny in the least. Neither do the police. If you simply must annoyingly display your affection, stick to pulling our pigtails. Because finding an elk, recently deceased due to an unforeseen run in with a car, decapitating it, and leaving the head on a girl’s kitchen table (shades of The Godfather) does not inspire affection. In fact, it’s considered alarming and creepy.
Also, if you decide to engage in this sort of behavior, don’t post pictures of your exploits on Facebook for the police to find.
Small Dog Syndrome 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What surprises me is that I can still be surprised.
That’s just sick and creepy…{shivers}. Did this happen in the dorms? Were they freshmen? So many questions…
I forsee the tragic end of the young man’s gene pool if he continues such behaviors. But, on the other hand stranger things have come out of that environment.
Perhaps, a cautionary flag in the young man’s academic file for lack of common sense.
Oh my word.
I fear for the future.
This was probably the funniest call of the entire week!!!! I nearly laughed while dispatching it out!! gotta love it.