“Location, location, location!”
-William Dillard

Why My Flat is Such a Find:
1) I am a mere four blocks away from the mall with all its many, many stores filled with shoes just panting to be bought and worn.
2) I am also a mere four blocks from the most tempting bakery owned and operated by an adorable French couple who make the world’s best (aka, worst for you) food.  It’s a physical challenge not to buy pain au chocolate for my breakfast every day, I drive by with fingers clutched desperately around the steering wheel every morning. 
3) I live two doors down from my best friend with whom adventures to some of the above locations provide the majority of my happiness.

Why My Flat is in a Dangerous, Dangerous Spot:
1) I am a mere four blocks away from the mall with all its many, many stores filled with shoes just panting to be bought and worn.
2) I am also a mere four blocks from the most tempting bakery owned and operated by an adorable French couple who make the world’s best (aka, worst for you) food.  It’s a physical challenge not to buy pain au chocolate for my breakfast every day, I drive by with fingers clutched desperately around the steering wheel every morning. 
3) I live two doors down from my best friend with whom adventures to some of the above locations provide the majority of my happiness. 

Clearly an example of a mind-mangling irony!