“I’m just trying to stay awake. Last night was a stupid string of stupid decisions and as a result I didn’t really sleep.”
“That sentence just screams for further details.”
“No, last night was actually boring and stupid. But let’s invent an alternate narrative involving helicopters, Versace dresses, and Vladimir Putin. And then, as a result, Greece collapsed.”
“I support this in it’s totality.”
– Katarina an C.