“I’m at my best in a messy, middle-of-the-road muddle.”
– Harold Wilson quotes
If I were a superhero, pumpkins, my skill would be earthquake-causing klutziness coupled with a magnetic attraction to things that stain.
Yesterday I barely left my desk due to working on a particularly patience-shattering project (Susie, Hennessy, Wise, and I all tried several times, but Mail Merge simply would not work for over an hour), which meant I took breaks at my desk. In a four hour period I spilled salad dressing, orange juice, copious amounts of water, and an open ink pad on my newish trousers. The true miracle is that nothing stained it!