“But I feel…I don’t know…”
“Daisy.  Allow me to disabuse you of this social-moral qualm.  It is perfectly all right to not want to go out with a guy who seems to be universally disliked, who’s married and has a kid.”
“Ok!”
– Daisy and C.

Our department is a pit of intrigue and private vice.  Or, rather, it would be a pit of intrigue and private vice if we weren’t so poisonously good and had such marvelous senses of humor.

Almost a shame.  Almost.