“I do not believe they’ve run out of surprises.”
– Larry Niven

Whilst this has been going on, Red has been dealing with a bad employee who has been showing up late, being rude to co-workers and patrons, and refused to learn her responsibilities.  Last Thursday, Red took her aside and cautioned her that her behavior would have to change and she stormed out.  Today she simply didn’t come in and fired off an email to Red two hours after she was due to start work saying that she couldn’t work in the “volatile situation” that we had put her in.

“Volatile!”  exclaimed Luthor incredulously.  “We get ice cream here!”

Well said, Luthor.  Well said.