Fail, Humor, Office, Snark, Work June 4, 2010 Things Not to Say in a Police Department When… …your child hits his/her head on the counter: “Wow. I hope that really hurt. Maybe you’ll shut up now.” ... Small Dog SyndromeShare Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Reddit (Opens in new window) Reddit Like Loading... Related
Small Dog Syndrome 
Um, WHAT?!
I KNOW!
Wow.
My mothering instincts kicked into gear at that moment. I wanted to call protective services.