“Aslan is not on the move.”
– Gretel
I feel as if I should point at out that until just about an hour ago the skies were a gorgeous blue, the clouds were fluffly and white and moving along at a brisk pace as a cool breeze meandered through the sky, and the sun was out.
And now?
THIS.
Small Dog Syndrome 
Seriously! I grabbed lunch at noon and the temperature was close to 60. Two hours later I look out the window and what do I see? A BLIZZARD!!!
[State] is so so cruel, isn’t it?
Can you expect any less in [State]? It snows in April! Sometimes May 1st (I’ve been there for that, the horror! oh the horror!)
Just think about green grass in August and September and it’ll make you feel a smidge better.