“Yes, we’re supposed to carry them but we don’t.  The State building does, but they’re closed on Fridays, and so does XYZ Law Firm, but they’ve closed early for the holiday.”
“At 1pm in the afternoon.  Makes perfect sense.  So, can you tell me where I can get them?”
– Postal worker responding to my inquiry as to the location of tax forms, and C.

We are in a recession aren’t we.  The government is making getting any money at all impossible: not only are we spending about $800 billion we don’t have, it’s now resorting to hiding tax forms probably to discourage people from trying to apply for returns.  Ha!  Sneaky government I laugh at you!  And I’d better get something back this year.