“A committee is a thing which takes a week to do what one good man can do in an hour.”
– Elbert Hubbard
I think that makes us a committee. My house looks like this:
And as I type this a strange man is attempting to free style rap outside my door in an extremely nasally voice. Less than a week, minions.
Small Dog Syndrome 
I spy that b!tch Jillian.
How surreal and happy and crazy and exciting. Bon courage dear
Yeah you do! I’m probably going to have to take up with her again this summer, alas.