“I need to take a picture! I need to post it!”
“No.”
“Why not?”
“Because I said no.”
“Puh-leeeese?”
“No.”
“But I need too. I can see the caption now, ‘Cleaning dishes. The sexiest thing I’ve ever seen.'”
“No.”
“Why not?!”
“Because I’m tired and cranky.”
“Please please please please please?”
“What do I get out of it?”
“What do you want?”
“Donuts.”
“Cupcakes.”
“Deal.”
– C. and J.
Small Dog Syndrome 
I like the apron.
That. Is. The. Sexiest. Thing. I’ve. Ever. Seen.
Oh. my. gosh.
don’t you love it when men cook?
Should have gotten donuts. Nothing beats dusting for fingerprints. Speaking of which…