“At commencement you wear your square-shaped mortarboards. My hope is that from time to time you will let your minds be bold, and wear sombreros.”
~ Paul Freund
This was our day to be Very Serious, kittens, since it was sort of the point of the whole trip. We spent almost the whole day in Covent Garden with only a few meanderings into Soho.
I’m unbelievably proud of that guy. He worked incredibly hard, and it wasn’t a fun nine months, but it paid off.
“Ironically we were studing the scarlet letter. Isn’t it always the way? The book you read in class always seem to have strong connection with whatever angsty adolescence trauma is going on. Exept for Huckleberry Finn, ’cause I don’t know any teenage boy who ran away with big hulking black guy.”
(later)
“Did you hear than Brandon ran away from home? Yeah, totally. He left his parents a note that said, ‘I’m gay, *******!’ and then he skipped town with some big hulking black guy.”
“…My apologies to Mark Twain.”
– Easy A
Mum called last night because she’s going to throw Beowulf into the mix for her class on Western Civilization this term and needed to know the pronunciations for some of the names, as she’s more at home with Greek and Latin.
And I knew the answers. ‘Cause I’m a nerd.
My knowledge of Beowulf was what initially won over the seemingly alarming and crusty high school teacher who went on to become my mentor and good friend to this day. I’d read it for the first time in 8th grade and fell in love with Early English literature, so I knew whereof I spoke when I confronted him (trembling) about a test question that I was sure I’d got right. He turned a baleful eye on me before apparently deciding not to disembowel me, and decided that if I could show him the reason for my answer in the text, he’d give me the points. I could and he did.
And as it turned out, for a special few students who showed a genuine love to literature and history, he had heart of butter. And once he loved you, he loved you. I was one of the few who could misbehave at all in his class, and my mates didn’t even mind me being a teacher’s pet because I alone could persuade him to postpone tests when more study time was needed. We debated vigorously across four classes for two years. He wrote me glowing recommendations when I was applying to universities. I still send him Christmas presents, he sent me the most lovely card and note for my wedding, and we exchange lengthy emails every couple of months.
All because of Beowulf.
See, kids, those required readings pay off eventually.
“I swear, the freshman get younger every year!”
– C.
We’re currently going through the brief pandemonium of a new term. The roads are clogged – after a summer of near empty streets – as the population of both our university town and campus triples overnight. There have already been several accidents and thefts.
And parents! There have been many rabid parents, helicopter parents, fretting parents, clingy parents, and totally negligent parents. The array of which gives rise to a multitude of headaches and funny stories. Just as the freshman seem to get younger, the parents seem to get more overbearing,
However, I’m currently sleep deprived, stressed, and more than a little anxious about the fact that J. is leaving in two weeks. So I’ll boil down a week’s worth of muffled snorts and eye bugging to handy, easy to read bullet point:
Parents!
Carry on, freshman. Snip the umbilical cord and you’ll do alright.
“If I’ve been here a long time, I think: I must go to London and speak to someone or see a bus.”
– Julian Clary
As a result of our recent announcement (to recapitulate: LONDON!), and as you have probably rightly assumed, we are going to be busy for the next few months. Saving money, getting visas, selling most of what we own, packing up what’s left – horrifyingly, delightfully busy. Travel junkie and pro that I am, I’m already straining at the lead to get started.
And so, we’re going to be having a theme here at Small Dog Inc. for the next 3 – 4 months: upping sticks. We’ll be talking paperwork, packing, selling stuff, and about adventures abroad (past and future).
As you may recall, I’ve rather extensive experience in the matters of cross continental hops, but why shouldn’t you get to participate in the fun? Vicariously, I mean, I would never ask it of you to haul furniture and sort kitchen utensils! I have better uses for such lovely minions as yourselves than manual labor. In fact, here’s an assignment, email me your travel tips and misadventures starting now, everyone’s invited to this blog party and I want to feature you and your good ideas and stories.
So sit back and enjoy the fun, my darlings! I’m going to be asking your opinions on many things so do participate. I will even try and get some of my mates to do guest posts about moving and their adventures abroad. And when the boxes tumble and crush me, all of the appliances break last minute as we are trying to sell them, the car needs last minute repairs that wipe out our savings, and the locusts eat all our crops, you will be the first to know.
“A host is like a general: calamities often reveal his genius.”
– Horace
There is very little that can crush the spirit of Small Dog, minions, but taking one’s car in to be serviced and having what one has long suspected confirmed as true – it needs new tires – is a spiritual and financial blow. I handed over the credit card with clear eyes and teeth clenched. It’s awfully hard to keep improving one’s savings when one’s car decides to be disagreeable.
And then, because my cup was not yet full, we had a couple of people visit from the parish yesterday. I was just finishing up dicing cheeses and fruits to broil on french bread slices (Palm Sunday pretensions, kittens, because I was in no mood to cook a full meal) when they knocked. I figured they wouldn’t be staying too long so I’d let the oven heat up while they visited. Ten minutes later, I smelled burning and realized that I had left my pizza stone in the oven and that the oils in it were beginning to smoke. The fire alarm went off. All the windows had to be open. I joked and laughed the whole thing off, but I was secretly mortified.
That pizza stone (which has given me no end of angst) is now at the bottom of the trash bin. Cheap pieces of….
J. has only one more final and then we are done (free!) with his undergraduate degree! Thursday and Friday are his graduation celebrations, and then we throw ourselves full time into grad school preparation – in spite of car related financial irritations.
How was your weekend, my loves?
“Guilt is the price we pay for doing what we are going to do anyway.”
– Isabelle Holland
We went to dinner with J.’s parents over the weekend and afterwards, after shooing the men off, my mother-in-law and I took in some shopping and talked a bit about friends, family, and the upcoming move to grad school.
It was good to get her take on it all, because I appreciate her points of view – usually she’s right. But at one point, when talking about the move itself, which will be across the country/state, she started to tear up…and I froze, like the culturally confused, emotionally stunted useless lump that I am. Because naturally I felt that somehow it was all my fault. That I had lured her son into my bizarre world of regular continent-hopping, complicated familial relationship, and wanderlust, and out of a stable clan homestead away from all he holds dear. Heavy, Catholic-style-self-flagellating, corrosive guilt swamped me.
Of course I know that this is purely in my head. Both my in-laws are extremely supportive, fantastic people and they are just sad because most of their kids have already moved further away than is convenient, and now J. is too, and J.’s the baby, etc. But still, somehow I feel as if I’ve mucked up. Actually, technically, J. did . He picked the schools, but that didn’t matter. If he hadn’t married me he’d never have been encouraged in this rash sort of behavior like leaving native states – to say nothing of countries! “This,” my inner demon cackles, “is All Your Fault. Homewrecker.”
J. of course finds my angst hilarious.
” I made her cry,” I exploded the second we left my godparents house where we’d been visiting.
“No you didn’t.”
“I contributed! I’m a horrible daughter-in-law! I’m encouraging you to go to some of the top schools in the world, supporting your decision fully, and I’m awful because of it!”
“Not exactly,” he soothed.
I was not to be dissuaded. When debating whether to buy gas we decided against it because it was raining. “Like your mother’s tears!” I wailed. “She’s just going to miss us,” J. offered. “Because I’m an academic Jezebel who’s lured you away,” I cried, digging around in my purse for a hair shirt. “We’re close and it’s hard to see us move away,” he tried finally. “But I want to go somewhere else…I hate myself for it!” I probably would have leapt from the car to a quick death had the idea occurred to me then instead of just now.
Nearly two years as an exemplary daughter-in-law, torpedoed by a single crushing failure: I made my mother-in-law cry.
*Not really. But still!
“A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that ‘individuality’ is the key to success.”
~ Robert Orben
I’m calm. I’m collected. I’m poised.
I’m freaking out.
Today makes it officially one month until J.’s graduation. Which means that it’s only five months until we’re off to grad school on the opposite side of the country/world. Which means we’re 14 months away from being done with school entirely. Which means we have to grow up, I suppose.
I remember being almost entirely apathetic about my own graduation. Granted, I just got home from a summer “study abroad” to the UK 24 hours previous to the ceremony and was jet-lagged out of my mind. The only reason I participated in the whole cap-and-gown circus was because my parents happened to be in the country visiting friends and family and could actually show up. They took pictures, met J. for the first time, and took us all and my godparents out to breakfast. Fin.
Thus I’m much more excited about his graduation. But just don’t let me think about what comes next…because there is too much to do and I’ll start hyperventilating. Again.
“Creditor. One of a tribe of savages dwelling beyond the Financial Straits and dreaded for their desolating incursions.”
– Ambrose Bierce
As J. and I contemplate and plot for grad school, by far the biggest question we have is, “How in Pluto’s dark depths are we going to pay for this?!” The response is, of course, financial aid and debt. Out of curiosity and as a way to start looking into loans, we decided to get our credit scores.
Both are excellent…but mine is four points higher!
C. – 1
J. – 0
“Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it sure has earned a lot of people graduate degrees.”
– Robyn Irving quotes
Yesterday was a big day, my loves. Huge. Well, maybe just for us, but still. Gargantuan.
We received word back from the last of the grad schools J. applied to, and he got in to all but one – which is completely fine because it’s their loss apparently. He’s into two of the top ten schools for his program in the country, including the number one, and one of the best schools in the world! I’m so ridiculously proud of him it’s a little dizzying.
Now, the fun bit. I thought the hurry-up-and-wait period after submitting the applications was bad, but now we have to make a decision. And after that we have to make a plan that includes a move, financing this adventure, maybe visas, and selling our soul (and possibly our firstborn child) to banks and governments to afford it. That’s all a bit nerve-wracking.
But also incredibly exciting.
…where J. has asked C. to quiz him on information for his business law class’ upcoming exam. For some clarification of the following snippets, it is helpful to note that his study guide seems to have been compiled by blind monkeys tap dancing on a typewriter. Let’s listen in, shall we?
“Name the conditions for unconscionability.”
“One party is Comcast?”
“Focus.”
~~~
“Talk to me about minors.”
[J. grins slowly]
“Not the ones in Chile!”
~~~
“Term meaning that the Court will leave you as it finds you.”
“…”
“Impere-”
“Delecto. I was mixing that up with In flagrante delicto, but I knew that wasn’t right.”
“Um, no. No it’s not.”
~~~
“What is a ‘covenant not to complete?'”
“Uh, I think you mean ‘compete.'”
“Look. It says ‘complete,’ right there.”
“Oh, so it does. It’s wrong, though.”
“I could write a more coherent study guide than this!”
~~~
“Help, help, I’m being duressed!”
~~~
“Hold on! Are they making up legal terms?”
“Looks like it.”
“But they can’t do that! ‘Assign-ee?’ ‘Offer-or?’ ‘Oblige-or?’ These sound like video game character names! And I’ve counted six spelling mistakes on this page alone.
“Calm down, C..”
“I can’t! This is wrong!”
~~~
“That reminds me! Have I showed you that YouTube clip -”
“Focus, J..”
“The one from the Simpsons?”
“Don’t.”
“It’s funny!”
“I don’t care.”
“You need to see it -”
“Pay attention or I will papercut you to death with this thing, so help me!”
~~~
“Ok. Fraud. Give me five examples.”
“Number one, inception. DUNN. DUNNNN. DUNNNNNNNNNNN.”
~~~
“I am not a monkey.”
“Good. Anything else you want me to mention on the blog?”
“Quiet, you.”
~~~
“Explain ‘reformation.'”
“Martin Luther nailed – ”
“We’re done.”
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